touch my butt

terrakion:

i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

(via iamnotanemptyvessel)

splders:

when your teacher gives you homework for the holidays

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

(Source: bodtassbitch, via orgasm)

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

(Source: fuks, via parkingstrange)

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

(via parkingstrange)

dixiegent:

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers

(via sniffing)

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